TORONTO , CANADA
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman, We are ON DEADLY GROUND! |
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Say goodbye to Season 18! |
Over at the GM office, the walls are adorned with photos of the OCW women’s division throughout the years; Casey Paine, Sara Sykes, Bertha Stigglitz flexing on Tiberius Dupree, Betty Ford causing chaos, among many others.
In front of the table is a projector screen, showing what looks to be the first slide of a powerpoint presentation…
“The OCW Women’s Division: How Far We’ve Come (and How I Invented It)
By Governor Ryu Matsumoto”
The camera pans out to reveal the rest of the GMs dumbfoundedly staring at the screen. Tiberius Dupree sighs and throws his hands up.
Dupree: You invented NOTHING!
RYU: Rudje! I haven’t even started the powerpoint yet! You know I invented Powerpoints!
Empress is seen with her feet up on the table, looking at her phone.
EMP: I bet even Bertha couldn’t lift your fatass up these days…
Dupree: Quiet Hussie!
Drago is seen at the head of the table scratching his neck.
Drago: We gonna be here for a while…
RYU moves onto his first slide, a bunch of hieroglyphic images depicting ancient Egypt.
RYU: In ancient times…..
LATER…
Spider moves to a slide with an image depicting EMP and Dragana’s battle at Summercide 2021, only with their heads replaced by Spider’s disgusting grin.
RYU: Look! Indisputable evidence! That was me in the flowerpiece the whole time!
By this point, EMP has fallen asleep. Dupree has faceplanted into his bowl of maple syrup cereal, his pained, gurgled screams ignored by Spider. Drago has his head in his hands.
Emp startled herself awake as she looks up to see spider still talking.
EMP: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
EMP: I CAN’T DO THIS. I’M GOING INSANE. DUPREE IS DEAD… good riddance …AND I'M PRETTY SURE DRAGO’S HAS ASTRO PROJECTED HIMSELF IN SOME VIDEO GAME ARCADE!
EMP: My Pride title can’t handle this brain rot anymore.
Drago raises his hear up from his hands.
RYU: You know I invented the Pri-
Drago: You haven’t won match yet. You not pride champion.
EMP jumps up from the desk revealing a cardboard cut out title.
EMP: Sorry, Drago can’t hear you over how loud my PRIDE is.
Dupree looks up from the desk with a looks of disgust like he just ate 6 sour lemon heads.
Dupree: You are a phreaking idiot.
Emp take off her cardboard title and whips Dupree across the face with it. He clutches his face in pain.
Dupree: My phreaking beautiful eye you. Stupid moron.
EMP: EMBRACE MY PRIDE!!!
RYU: No, it’s MY PRIDE!!!!
Spider leaps across the table and engages in a tug-of-war with Empress over the cardboard championship. The feed transitions to a splash screen advertising Empress vs. Ashley Moore which is NEXT!
WOMEN'S PRIDE CHAMPIONSHIP
ASHLEY MOORE vs. EMP
The scene starts at The OCW Performance Center as The Threat Hunter Cody Hagen, runs the ropes In The Training Ring. He is in preparation for the new season As Heather Angelo Is unseen with him for the first time in awhile.
Cody: Man this place is freaking amazing. I gotta thank B17 for letting me in since The OCW Legend Aisu is Going through A Dark Path which no one has ever seen before.
Cody: But nonetheless, Heather told me to get back to training since my suspension got lifted By Drago Cesar following my match with Kodo-Kai. I could see her point with the new Season approaching. I gotta get some ring rust off of me so let's get this training started.
Hagen runs the ropes on every side of the ring and places crash mats in the ring. He does his top rope splash, leg drop and does Heather’s multiple elbow drop onto the mats.
Cody: That was a good start. I don't wanna risk getting sore or pulling a hamstring or tearing it when I return to In-Ring Competition in OCW.
Cody trains with one of the OCWFED PC trainees and Hagen is doing pretty well. He is taking some bumps and at one point Hagen catches a hurricanrana off the top rope by the trainee.
He counters it immediately into a Hell And Back and Hagen feels pretty good about that.
Cody: I think Heather was right I needed to get my mind focused back on kicking ass and taking names in OCW. EMP may call me Kevin Bacon or Cody Simpin or she may think I'm dating Heather which is not 100% true.
Cody: I’m gonna prove to that bitch that the name Cody Hagen will be remembered in OC [F**KIN] W for years to come hell i’ve been here for a year i may think about getting a championship maybe The OCW North American Championship but that’s a long road ahead.
Cody Goes back to training with the trainees as the scene fades to black.
GRUDGE MATCH
JynX vs. SCOTTY X.